9 Hilarious Gnat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Gnat Funny

So I figure this is a regular occurrence for people, and idk if anyone's posted about it before (if so my bad), but y'all ever get real worked up about gnats?

Like,

It's not a mosquit-hoe.
Still wants to bug me anyway.
Can't call 911, so who do you call? S.W.A.T.?
You can slap your knees as much as you want but it doesn't get any funnier.
You might wonder if the gnat's a bit buzzed.

Sorry if these puns are so bad they fly over your head. Sometimes you just gotta wing it. 😉

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👤︎ u/PunmasterRajeev

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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Planet Fit-Gnats?

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👤︎ u/OverSpeedClutch

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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You know, it seems like every time I kill a gnat, another one appears.

So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.

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👤︎ u/Falloutchief101

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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I was sitting outside and a bunch of gnats swarmed around me.

And I was like, can you gnat?

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👤︎ u/SpicyLasagna4Life

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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👤︎ u/trickyd9

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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Damn bugs!

Me: {swatting angrily} These bugs are irritating!

SO: Are they... "Bugging" you?

Me: No! They are driving me nuts!

SO: They are driving you... "gnats"?

Me: GOD DAMN IT!!!

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👤︎ u/awesomenein

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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Eating at an Italian restaurant...

Step sister: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a house!"

Dad: "Well, I'm sure they have a house special."

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👤︎ u/sporkism

📅︎ Jul 12 2014

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