You know, it seems like every time I kill a gnat, another one appears.
So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.
I was sitting outside and a bunch of gnats swarmed around me.
And I was like, can you gnat?
My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats
Instant Kargnatic retribution!
Funny part about it is this actually happened...
Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?
Because itβs nothinβ but a βGβ thing.
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
Damn bugs!
Me: {swatting angrily} These bugs are irritating!
SO: Are they... "Bugging" you?
Me: No! They are driving me nuts!
SO: They are driving you... "gnats"?
Me: GOD DAMN IT!!!
Eating at an Italian restaurant...
Step sister: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a house!"
Dad: "Well, I'm sure they have a house special."
