selling punkey

selling punkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokefan778997
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Hey! So everyone seemed to really like that peculiar Pokey i've drawn sometime ago. So! Because of that, i decided to draw her again! This time in an attempt at both the TTYD and CS styles! The name's "Punkey"!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx_p4ddy-c4k3s_xX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Can you all spam me mid/with late 2000's pop punkey emo like Search The City / I Call Fives / Amber Pacific please?

I love 'serious' emo as much as the next but I've a real hankering for more bands like this.

Also, how would you classify these types of bands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darrelc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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punkey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkoTaymur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Mittens has a new little brother - Punkey is a red/silver Siberian and is now 17 weeks old. They get on fabulously!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambpop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Fan Evolution for Grookey, PUNKEY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jingleboots
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Punkey-2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkoTaymur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Punkey Muffin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastroboy
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Our new Siberian Punkey comes in June and will join my six month old Siberian Mittens! Our new addition is a red/silver
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambpop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Morch Punkeys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattSER
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Punkey (Puppy + Monkey)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feathers89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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R8 my dog named Punkey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/datbox2525
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Punkey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastroboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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New POS Malware Emerges - Punkey trustwave.com/Resources/S…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myshazar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Christmas Punkey [OC] imgur.com/sPXvh31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feathers89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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New malware program Punkey targets point-of-sale systems csoonline.com/article/291…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mzamanr1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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New POS Malware Emerges - Punkey (X-post from /r/malware) trustwave.com/Resources/S…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myshazar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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New Episode of Punkey PoS Malware Airs trustwave.com/Resources/S…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myshazar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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