How come you can never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its P is silent.

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Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls

...I said Pgigadactyls.

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Why don’t you ever hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because the pee is silent....

Credit my buddy Cameron.

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What do you hear when a Pterodactyl uses a toilet?

Nothing because the pee is silent.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Do you know if pterodactyls explode?

No, but a dino might

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Pterodactyls evolved a way to urinate without making any noise.

Their P was silent.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom

Because they're dead...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because they’re all dead.

(Besides, the β€œp” was always silent anyway)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirjoseph62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What does a pterodactyl urinating sound like?

Nothing, the p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f33nan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The β€œp” is silent. And they’re extinct ☝🏻

Don’t forget to wear New Balance kids, it’s all about back support. Defense wins championships.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why is it hard to tell if a pterodactyl is taking a piss?

Their p is silent

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom ?

Because the P is silent

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom

Because the P is silent

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why can’t you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the washroom?

Because the P is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albettros
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom?

The P is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why can’t you hear Pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because their P is silent

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewAgeDoom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I think there's a pterodactyl in my bathroom, but I can't be certain.

Because the p is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because its β€œP” is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the β€œP” is silent.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whiskey461
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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why cant you hear the pterodactyl pee

because its dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosqui_toe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "pee" is silent

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLlord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the washroom?

Cause the P is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaseCeer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because it's dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTengri
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because he has a silent P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SianPursglove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why Cant You Hear A Pterodactyl Go to The Bathroom

Because its dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zypherr_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the β€˜P’ is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ke922x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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