Housefly Puns

A list of puns related to "Housefly"

Houseflies are arithmetic-whizzes.
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👤︎ u/Iamexceptional
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?

It was on the no fly list

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👤︎ u/ohitszie
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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TIL Houseflies buzz in the key of F

It's true! Unless you swat them. Then they're flat.

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👤︎ u/P-dubbs
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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My wife is terrified of spiders

But she’s a housefly so it’s totally justified.

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👤︎ u/rurgtide
📅︎ May 08 2019
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