7 Hilarious Velociraptor Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How do you find a velociraptor?

Distanceraptor divided by timeraptor

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👤︎ u/BloodyRedBaronOfJG1

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Why did the velociraptor eat his friend?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

(First post here, how'd I do)

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👤︎ u/Mellow_out_dude

📅︎ Nov 05 2017

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What does a velociraptor need to bake a cake?

http://i.imgur.com/JRyWdug.jpg

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👤︎ u/ahandmadegrin

📅︎ Apr 29 2015

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Distraptor divided by Timeraptor equals?

Velociraptor.

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👤︎ u/TallAsAFox

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

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👤︎ u/mollywashere318

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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👤︎ u/GeoffPlitt

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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What do you call a falling dinosaur?

A terminal velociraptor.

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👤︎ u/M1chaelleez

📅︎ Oct 04 2014

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