Velociraptor! Puns

A list of puns related to "Velociraptor!"

What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?

Clabber Girl

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How do you find a velociraptor?

Distanceraptor divided by timeraptor

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Why did the velociraptor eat his friend?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

(First post here, how'd I do)

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What does a velociraptor need to bake a cake?

http://i.imgur.com/JRyWdug.jpg

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Distraptor divided by Timeraptor equals?

Velociraptor.

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distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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What do you call a falling dinosaur?

A terminal velociraptor.

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