A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
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Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.

Because the government declared a rock down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grahamdv
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Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Led Zeppelin puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImElyk
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Don't listen to Led Zeppelin while you're vacuuming.

Your mom once finished three rooms before she realized it wasn't plugged in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
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I was listening to Led Zeppelin's hit song "No Quarter" with my daughter.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/janus10
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What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?

LED Zeppelin

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Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?

LED Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zombie-narwhals
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What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?

A Led Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Homer_Simpson2
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He said it almost every car ride

While driving in the car listening to 60's - 70's rock radio station

Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Foghat etc. would come on and my Dad would immediately start singing. Somewhere down the line he blatantly screws up the lyrics loud enough for all of us to hear and would say...

Smacking the drivers wheel "Damn, I really hate when the radio stations mess up the lyrics like that"

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We went to a museum of flight such as plane and blimps...

They had a blimp there. I asked what it was. My dad replied with,"It's a Led Zeppelin."

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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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Every single time my dad's phone rings

He looks at me with a shit eating grin while he lets his 'Communication Break Down' by Led Zeppelin ring tone play. I groan every time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheYanswer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2014
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Me: Yeah. I liked them too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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β€œDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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β€œDad, what music did you listen do when you were growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yeah. They were good too.

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