Led Zeppelin puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.

Because the government declared a rock down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grahamdv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...

...working title is "Led Poisoning"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSS24
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Ted Zeppelin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadNips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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I was listening to Led Zeppelin's hit song "No Quarter" with my daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?

LED Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLucas127
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?

LED Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?

A Led Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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He said it almost every car ride

While driving in the car listening to 60's - 70's rock radio station

Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Foghat etc. would come on and my Dad would immediately start singing. Somewhere down the line he blatantly screws up the lyrics loud enough for all of us to hear and would say...

Smacking the drivers wheel "Damn, I really hate when the radio stations mess up the lyrics like that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcactuswes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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What's a soviet's favorite rock band?

Red Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvannTheLad13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonkingdragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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We went to a museum of flight such as plane and blimps...

They had a blimp there. I asked what it was. My dad replied with,"It's a Led Zeppelin."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrusaderSnail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticVoyage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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I was trying to order some parts for work......

I was ordering pressure gauges and sent all the specifications to my vendor. Three inch face, 0-100psi, 1/4" npt thread......what do you have in stock? He replied back with no 1/4". So I replied, yeah that is my favorite Zeppelin song, what about the gauge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucideye
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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Every single time my dad's phone rings

He looks at me with a shit eating grin while he lets his 'Communication Break Down' by Led Zeppelin ring tone play. I groan every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYanswer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Me: Yeah. I liked them too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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β€œDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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β€œDad, what music did you listen do when you were growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yeah. They were good too.

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