Earthworms Puns

A list of puns related to "Earthworms"

I bought some minnows to go fishing, but they gave me earthworms...

it was the old bait and switch.

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👤︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I really dig earthworms, but I haven't meant one yet that didn't have a dirty mouth.
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👤︎ u/viperfour
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a place where annelids work out?

An Earthworm Gym.

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👤︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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This one was just plain painful.

"What did the earthworm say when offered some soil?"

I don't know, what?

"No I'm good, but thank you for the sediment."

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👤︎ u/sex_bob-omb
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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