My favourite jokes are skeleton puns

Why? I find them humorous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrightymatt
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30 Skeleton puns. Can you handle the skull rattling mayhem?

The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.

The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.

The Duke of Dance: help.

Sans: I gotta write these down.

The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit

The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.

Sans: I find this humerus.

The Duke of Dance: damn

The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.

The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.

Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.

The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.

The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.

The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.

The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.

Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?

The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.

Sans: That was alright.

The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?

The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.

The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop

Sans: I'm having a pun time.

The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.

The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.

The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.

The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.

The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.

The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?

Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?

The Duke of Dance: Do

The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?

The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.

Sans: I don't see any arrows.

Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.

The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.

Sans: Have you any backbone?

The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.

The Duke of Dance: :3

Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER

The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?

The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.

The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.

Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.

The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xseleon
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does anyone have any skeletons puns related to something being good?

for a project im working on, thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesstpatrickfan
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Skeleton Puns - 30 Second Weeklies #6 youtube.com/watch?v=C74SS…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackSquatJB
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What does a skeleton call his best friend?

His bone ami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyaasa14
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My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?

A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilytaege
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Why can’t skeletons play church music?

They don’t have any organs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

And a mop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starkers107
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?

Because of all the skulduggery

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says to the bartender β€œI’ll take a beer and a mop, please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theLyingFabulist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Two skeletons we’re fighting

One of them said: i’ve got a bone to pick with you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerJbro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is a skeleton's favorite snack?

Spare ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
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Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?

They don't have any skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Which city has the most skeletons in it?

Lis-bone πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no”body” to dance with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/URLcrazy
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Why are skeletons so calm

Because nothing gets under their skin

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What’s a skeletonβ€˜s favorite porn site

Bonely fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwesrst
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What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?

A xilobone! (Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A dog stole a skeletons left arm and left leg.

It’s ok, he’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the skeleton waiter say to his table?

Bone AppΓ©tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th7rtyFour
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What’s a skeleton’s favourite tree?

A BONEsai tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsToothFairy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton when they bumped into each other and fell apart?

Well, it looks like I have a bone to pick with you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saint_davidsonian
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Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMaskedCrisis
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Did you hear about the skeleton who was scared of mariachi music?

He was pretty rattled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AUTOSHAWT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
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What’s a skeletons favourite brand of bread?

Scara-lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orachnophobia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"

"A femurmaid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald_dick142
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What did the skeleton say to his wife when he wanted to adopt a child?

I have some bones to pick with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomage007
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Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?

It had no body to dance with

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A skeleton walks into a bar

"I will have a beer and a mop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegasman20002
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A skeleton walks into a bar

He was very humorous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suggy_Nuggy
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Why can't skeletons play church music?

They don't have any organs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
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Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He got noBODY to go with!

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
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Why are skeletons so lonely?

Because they have no body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infininme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why didn't skeleton cross the road

Because he didn't have the guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onowl
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Why was the skeleton lonely?

He had no body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_rafikki
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Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
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A skeleton goes into a bar

and orders a beer and a mop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had no guts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
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A skeleton walks into a bar...

And asks for a beer and a mop

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