A list of puns related to "Skeleton"
Why? I find them humorous
The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.
The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.
The Duke of Dance: help.
Sans: I gotta write these down.
The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit
The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.
Sans: I find this humerus.
The Duke of Dance: damn
The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.
The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.
Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.
The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.
The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.
The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.
The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.
Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?
The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.
Sans: That was alright.
The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?
The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.
The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop
Sans: I'm having a pun time.
The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.
The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.
The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.
The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.
The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.
The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?
Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?
The Duke of Dance: Do
The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?
The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.
Sans: I don't see any arrows.
Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.
The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.
Sans: Have you any backbone?
The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.
The Duke of Dance: :3
Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER
The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?
The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.
The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.
Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.
The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again
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He had nobody to go with
Dm: You walk into a room full of skeletons holding onto rusted weapons
Friend #1: Ok.... Uhhhh... Lets disarming the skeletons b4 they come alive.
Friend #2:Good idea, Ill grab the one with the spear.
Friend #3:Ill grab the one with the swords.
Me: and ill grab their arms :>
Friends and DM: -_-
cause nothing gets under their skin ah ah ah ah ah ah
A mop.
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
The trombone... Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs. So it has to be... the bonegos.
Because he had no body!
Tomorrow is joke day at school for my kindergartner so I went to tell my daughter a joke to tell. Tells me she already had one and tells me this! Lol proud dad..
"Get me a drink...and a mop."
He didn't have the guts to finish the job.
Because they don't have any body to go with.
E.T. Bone Home.
It didint have the guts.
They’re impervious to the pleasures of the flesh!
Because dogs were chasing it.
Nothing gets under their skin
NoBODY's Fool - Cinderella
He was coffin! 🤣💀⚰️
They don’t have any organs.
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
She told me to collagen.
His bone ami.
They don't have any skin in the game.
One of them said: i’ve got a bone to pick with you!
He says to the bartender “I’ll take a beer and a mop, please.”
Because of all the skulduggery
Lis-bone 🇵🇹
Because they have no body to go with...
Because nothing gets under their skin
Because nothing gets under there skin
Because they don't have any body to go with.
Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes
Bone narrow!
And a mop.
It had no body to dance with
He didn't have the guts.
"I will have a beer and a mop."
He didn't have the guts.
Because he didn't have the guts
He got noBODY to go with!
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because they have no body.
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