Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
Insides of organisms are toasty 😂
You won't understand it. It's an inside joke.
Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...
Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...
Who was the first microscopic organism to circumnavigate the earth?
What sort of organisms do composers hate?
Fungi.
Why?
Cause they're de-composers.
What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?
To the tiny organisms upon which the blue whale feeds, the whale appears to be a stone cold kriller.
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
How does Nasa organize a party?
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
When the church relocated ...
it had an organ transplant.
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
How does nasa organize a party?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
How does NASA organize a party?
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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