Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
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οΈ Apr 08 2020
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
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οΈ Oct 27 2019
Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...
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οΈ Sep 14 2019
Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...
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οΈ Sep 12 2019
Insides of organisms are toasty π
You won't understand it. It's an inside joke.
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οΈ Apr 20 2019
Who was the first microscopic organism to circumnavigate the earth?
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οΈ Nov 30 2017
What sort of organisms do composers hate?
Fungi.
Why?
Cause they're de-composers.
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οΈ Feb 02 2017
What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?
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οΈ May 20 2015
To the tiny organisms upon which the blue whale feeds, the whale appears to be a stone cold kriller.
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οΈ Jan 03 2015
Organic puns in r/funny
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οΈ May 06 2018
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
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οΈ Jan 08 2016
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
Organs
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
Lmao
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
Organic Chemistry Pun
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
How does NASA organize a party?
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rockβs paper scissors.
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldnβt find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
Organic labeling
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. Iβve got stuff to do today.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
Iβve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it βBest bets for vetting vets for vetsβ
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
Which kidney to take?
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
Very organ ized
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
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οΈ Sep 06 2020
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
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οΈ Sep 22 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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οΈ Mar 07 2020
Did you know an elephants sex organs are in its feet?
If one steps on you your fucked.
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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οΈ Aug 11 2020
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently
His life is now organized.
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οΈ Aug 31 2020
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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οΈ Jun 19 2020
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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οΈ Nov 15 2020
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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οΈ Oct 06 2019
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