My first time doing puns in real life. Ik it's horrible

So today, I had a conversation with my friend while walking home from school. At one point my lace untied and he pointed that out to me while we were walking past a 7eleven. I am horrible at making puns so forgive me. I shall call him J

J: You u should tie up your shoes

Me(pointing to the lays packet in the store): I can't be bothered tying my shoe-lays

J: You should stop spread them all around the "play-se" (place)

Me: Well maybe you should stop lay-zing around and actually study(he couldn't reply to that cuz all he does is lay-ing around aimlessly. Haha! See what I did there!)

Conversation deviates

Me: come follow me to Cheers let's look for a giftcard

J: nah

Me: get your lay-z ass over to cheers u ungrateful bitch! u make my life lays miserables

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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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I lost a gold coin in Skyrim, so I went to see a doctor.

He said I had a deviated Septim.

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👤︎ u/Adog311
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Yo Momma is so mean....

She has no standard deviation.

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👤︎ u/SergePower
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You're so mean

You have no standard deviation.

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👤︎ u/Larmack
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