"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,
I really need the validation.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
You know, when you start Excel...
You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
Did I tell you that I excel between the sheets?
What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
What does an incel have in common with Excel?
Incorrectly assuming something is a date
They really excel at stealig it
Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
I don’t like using Excel at my office
It invites people to spread sheet.
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
I’ve recently not been getting along with Excel,
We don’t have the same values.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Why should you never trust an Excel document?
Because they spread sheet
He excels at what he does
I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?
Because they got a supreme ruler.
It'd be suite to call your kids "Word" and "Excel".
Everyone says I excel at my job fertilizing fields.
I don't know what they're talking about, all I do is spreadsheet.
The cores of my CPU always fight to excel each other.
I've a duel core processor.
1 out of three people struggle with math, the other one excels.
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
Excel gum's slogan "Excelerate your breath" a pun, that took me over 30 years.
What do you call someone that excels at exams?
Excel
Today I had a lot of problems with excel, but I managed to sort them out.
*ba dum tss
So I had just finished my Data Visualisation assignment on Microsoft Excel when suddenly it crashed. I nearly shit me cacks when I realised I forgot to save it. Thanks be to jaysus the program restarted with my graph intact...
... Lads, I almost lost the plot.
Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?
What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?
Why can't Microsoft Excel properly defecate inside a small jar?
When you start to Excel,
People start to spreadsheet.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
When you excel people start to spreadsheet.
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
When you start to Excel, people start to Spreadsheet.
Some say I have a Powerpoint for puns.
When you excel in life...
People start to spreadsheet about you
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