Outrank Puns

Rereading the first book, after the incident with the candle in the library, Sim tells Kvothe that Ambrose is thirteenth in the peerage. Only two steps behind the Lackless family.

Assuming Kvothe is indeed a Lackless... well. Let's just revel in the fact that Ambrose is worse than Kvothe in both human and noble terms.

So we're retiring and moving to Arizona soon, so my lady friends decided to take me out for some R&R at a local restaurant last night. Great little place with outdoor games etc. Killer food too

So we are out back playing corn hole having a cocktail in one hand and laughing our old lady asses off. A group of 4 young men asked us if they could please have the game when we are done. We said sure just playing best of 3 and were almost through game 2.

Here comes two little kids just standing there watching us. The little boy kind of is standing in the way of my friends toss. She asks him to please move (nicely mind you) and he says "My mom says it's our turn now." Ahhhhh hell no I'm thinking. My friend (age 75) says "Tell your mom we outrank her". They run off, the young men are laughing their asses off. I mean seriously I'm in my 60's the others are late 60's and mid 70's. Honey we outrank everyone here geez.

Well here comes Mombie to tell us off. Stands right in the middle of the game and tells us we've played long enough and it's her kids turn. My 75 year old friend just looks at her "We have over 200 years between us honey, come back when you're at least 40, and besides these guys already called dibs next". Her mouth just dropped open and she spun on her little heels and marched off. Well the nice young men bought us a drink, pays to be an old lady sometimes! Oh yes all my lady friends are childfree too! They told her that was the most epic thing they've ever heard come from a....ahhhh...she says "old lady?", they just smile and said yup, can we buy you girls a drink?

NOTE: Just want to say thank you to all of you for the wonderful awards, I think I've maybe got one prior to this lol! Those of you following me now, I'm normally pretty boring and mostly post on the dog subs. I breed and show dogs so that's my focus. So I would unfollow me to keep from getting bored to death xoxoxoxo

So I was watching Star Trek IV and noticed that, when Chekov is collecting radiation with Uhura, and then Scotty says he has to beam them back one at a time for plot contrivance reasons, he hands her the device and tells her to beam up.
I could have sworn she outranked him. Was I wrong, or is she being oddly chill about that?

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Hey Community,

I wanted to ask if you could help me find the best way to outrank my competitor in Google Shopping. Only my competitor and I am advertising for specific keywords. Im advertising a lot of products for this keyword but he is only advertising 1 product.

How can I outrank him so that the first 3 products will always be from my shop? Right now he is always in as second or third position.

Currently I’m using Smart Shopping Campaign as it gave me better results. Should I split the 3 best selling products into another campaign or what is the best way in my case?

Thanks

In season 1's final episode, Mariner says that Boimler "technically outranks her", but they're both ensigns. Is there anything I'm missing here?

I’m reminded of the scene in which Phil’s crew is planning to take out the top 3 and when someone says Baccala is 3rd behind Tony and Sil, someone says “that mortadella is #3? He used to be Junior’s driver”

I’m surprised the brother-in-law card is that powerful.

Also, how much do you think Baccala earned her month when he was taking care of Junior? Guy had a full family to feed, including himself, which is a tray of stuffed mushrooms per day, at least!! And no day job! Junior and Tony are so cheap too, like the rest of them. How could Baccala be earning more than $3k per month at that time?

So I found a niche I'm really interested in researching and writing about, but some questions are kinda holding me back. I'd appreciate your input on these, thank you!

If I don't specify who the author of these posts is, is that gonna have a negative effect in search engines? Would I still be able to outrank the big players eventually, or no chance?

Also, do search engines penalize blogs written by someone without actual authority?
Say I was writing about how to make the perfect wardrobe, but I'm not a carpenter.
Would a certified carpenter have an advantage over my post if he was to write a similar one?

Hi all, I have a quick question about keyword search for a blog post subject.

As a hypothetical example, say I want to rank at the top of Google for the phrase: wood baby high chairs vs plastic baby high chairs

The first page of Google returns results with article titles like:

• How to change your plastic high chair for a wooden high chair
• What is a wooden high chair?
• How to buy a wooden high chair
• Is switching to a wooden high chair worth it?
• Here's how to switch to a wooden high chair.
• Should you swap your plastic highchair for a wooden one?

None are an exact match for my phrase: wood baby high chairs vs plastic baby high chairs

But they are all high Domain Authority of 80+.

Searching again for the keyword phrase, this time putting them in inverted commas to search the exact phrase: "wood baby high chairs vs plastic baby high chairs" - the search volume is the same as before, but the competition on page one of Google is minimal, very low DA for all the results.

Obviously, most people search without inverted commas :)

My question is, if I were to write The Best Article on the Internet targeting wood baby high chairs vs plastic baby high chairs, would I have a good chance of ranking above the high DA, not exact-matching results in my initial search?

Hope this makes sense - happy to clarify! Thanks!

Rich tea < Digestive < Chocolate Hobnob

What is healthcare SEO?

When searching for a healthcare company, clinician, or product, many people simply Google their closest or most suitable option. If your website appears on the top of the list, chances are you’ll get a lot of traffic likely resulting in customers. If your website is not at the top, you can assume that you’re losing new customers/users to your competitors.

Healthcare SEO is a set of practices that optimize your website to increase both the quantity and quality of your traffic from Google’s organic results. Simply put, SEO drives free and passive customers and/or patients to your website.

Utilizing medical SEO to outrank your competition

If you aren’t capitalizing on organic traffic from Google, you’re losing your customers/patients to the competition. That’s why we recommend medical SEO approaches as critical to any type of healthcare service or product. While medical SEO may not be complex, it takes time and attention to fine-tune your website for a Google search. In this article, we’ll show you how to beat out the competition and establish your digital presence, ultimately making people fall in love with your brand.

Medical keyword research

If nobody is searching for your content, you won’t get any organic traffic. Keywords are the cornerstone of a successful healthcare SEO, so it’s crucial to be in the know about the language your patients/customers use when Googling your product or service. 91% of content gets no traffic from Google, research says.

To land in the other 9%, start by thinking about how your target audience searches for your business. A good practice here is to look at the keywords your competitors are already using by Googling for one of your primary keywords and then seeing who’s on the top. Another option is to use a free keyword research tool like Google Keyword Planner. Plug in one of your keywords and see how it pulls ideas from the Google keyword database.

These approaches are a good start because they often generate tons of keyword ideas, but they can’t drill down which ones might be best for you. That’s where keyword metrics come in. Start out with free trials for tools like SEMrush or [SimilarWeb](https://www.similarweb.com/corp

I've played all three put many hours into it and I've done most of the guilds (all in Skyrim) (most in Oblivion) (most in Morrowind which suited my class and mindset) and without a doubt, Morrowind takes the prize.

You have to earn your way in and work towards getting your ranks through levelling up and working at your skills. Doing cool quests and meeting important people across the world. Your reputation matters in this game and it shows in Morrowind.

The other games just don't have that same feel for me the way Morrowind does in guilds.

On the replay of the Howard announcement when Gary was doing the shtick of the negative Facebook comments Jason berated Gary for not running it by him, and Howard seemed to imply the same when running the idea “up the chain”.

If Gary was at the top, then running it one step higher would be to Howard.

Jason said, “you’re an executive producer, I’m an executive producer”.

Gary’s like the old guy in the corner office that makes good money but nobody listens to anymore. So while he’s paid well it seems that Jason is the one really pulling the strings on the show for Howard now.