Misbehave Puns

A list of puns related to "Misbehave"

If my toddler misbehaves I sentence him to an hour in the

play-penitentiary.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why do boaters always misbehave?

Because they always give in to pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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When your ice cream cone misbehaves...

Sometimes you just have to give it a good lickin'

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why did the musically inclined onion misbehave?

Because he was a rapscallion.

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👤︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Parents who let children misbehave in public are proof that little turds come from big assholes.
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👤︎ u/Civil-listener
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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If your dog starts misbehaving...

tell him that you’re going to get “ruff” with him. He’ll know what that means.

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👤︎ u/usdaprimemeats
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Where do you send your boots when they've been misbehaving?

Boot camp

Edit, "boot camp didn't work out so the boots went on a sole searching adventure."

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👤︎ u/PantsHelpMe
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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👤︎ u/atheistmil
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What did lady Macbeth say when she kicked her misbehaving dog out of her room?

Out, damn Spot. Out!

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👤︎ u/FiveFingeredKing
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?

He was grounded

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👤︎ u/cjfullinfaw07
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son

Beehive

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👤︎ u/rayanDar420
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Where does Santa put a misbehaving elve?

A Jingle Cell.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there, he's not misbehaving"

The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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The local reptile show had to delay on account of misbehaving lizards.

They had a severe case of a reptile dysfunction.

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👤︎ u/drjohnson89
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What did the teenager tree say to to the other teenager tree after getting caught misbehaving.

Yew wood too.

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👤︎ u/GlutenMakesMePoop69
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?

Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!

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👤︎ u/BriGuySupreme
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Anna was misbehaving at the groceries

They had to Ban-Anna

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👤︎ u/Josef_Eichmann
📅︎ Nov 20 2017
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What do you call a knight’s horse that is misbehaving?

A knightmare.

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👤︎ u/Puzzles23
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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My dad constantly said this when I misbehaved as a child. Heard this for many years before I finally got it.

"An egg is an egg! Or as the French would say, 'An oeuf is an oeuf'."

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👤︎ u/WickedCestus
📅︎ Sep 07 2013
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So a teacher asks her class if they knew what a Jesuit was.

One of the students replies “Its what my mom says to me with when I misbehave.” “What?” “She looks at me and yells ‘jesuit* til your father gets home!’.”

[Jesuit= Just you wait]

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👤︎ u/Igrotzny
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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GF came to visit at work. Got a two-fer!

Long, but worth it. GF visits me at work, I sneak up behind her and pinch her butt. She jumps, turns and asks "Why do you always do that?!" Me: "What?" GF: "Misbehave?" Me: "Sounds like a naughty teacher." GF: "huh?" Me: "Miss Behave, she sounds like a naughty teacher." GF groans and slaps me on the shoulder as a Female Co-worker walks by. FC: "Dunno what you did, but I'm sure you deserved that." GF: (to FC) "He did." (To me) "Who's that?" Me: "Oh, that's Missus LeJoke" (cue cheesey grin :D) GF realizes what I said, rolls eyes, groans "oh jeesus", facepalms, and walks away chuckling.

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👤︎ u/schmeerdawg
📅︎ Oct 11 2014
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Wife hated it

Was talking with my step-mother-in-law. She said "The kids are being quiet. They must be misbehaving." I followed with "That's sound logic..." I thought it was hilarious and she laughed once but my wife just thought it was stupid.

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👤︎ u/milhouse728
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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A Father says to his son.....

"Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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