What geological feature has the deepest sense of humour?

sarchasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beebeebobo
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What did the geological engineer say when asked if they should mine for nickel or iron?

Either ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
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Geology pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarfreeToBeMe
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All these geology puns

Really rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chieferkieffer
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Some gneiss geology puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowhite
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Great series of geology puns over in /r/CivilizatonExperiment reddit.com/r/CivilizatonE…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devonmartino
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Most geology puns are crap.

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mage_Of_Cats
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Geology rocks

but geography is where it’s at

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They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.

You should get a miner instead.

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What? You don't like geology?

Well, Upper Jurassic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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I’m in a really boring geology class...

I dust can’t sand it.

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The archaeologist had majored in geology in college,

but he was also a history miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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Just Dad Joked my Geology Class

While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TingleSack
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I asked my friend who is a major in Geology, what is the most expensive rock in the world?

He replied Dwayne Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadger96
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I was figuring out what career path I should take.

Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.

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Geology rocks and all but Geography is where it’s at

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmDxniel
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geology totally rocks but geography is where it’s at

i’m new to this subreddit πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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Only a few days to go until the metamorphic geology road show ...

... time to get your schists together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
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The Geology Department at my school rocks
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My wife is into geology and rock formations.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

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Lava is the hipster of the geology community

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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Did you know a lot of drug addicts are experts in geology?

They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.

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Are Geology jokes allowed?

Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timothycampbell45
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Do you want to hear a geology joke?

I don't give a schist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oh_Sweet_Cheesus
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While in college I got degrees in Geology and Astronomy.

I'm trying to become a rockstar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHIP-SKYLARK518
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My favourite Geology Professor died today.

My sediments are with his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If you’re looking for career advice, Geology rocks!

But, honestly, Geography is where it’s at.

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Geology rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragtagmedal
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Geology rocks!

But Geography is where it's at!

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Geology rocks

But geography is where it's at.

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Geology rocks.

But geography is where it’s at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prollyonthepot
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Geology rocks

But geography is where it's at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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Geology rocks!!!

But geography is where its at!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
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Geology...

Mostly rocks.

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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at
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Geology rocks ...

but geography is where it’s at!!

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Geology class

My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.

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Geology rocks

But geography is where it's at

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Geology rocks, but....

Geography is where it’s at.

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Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliDrInferno
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Geology rocks

but geography is where it's at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnstar_
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinitymann
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Geology

rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notanothersmith
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Geology rocks

But geography is where it’s at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/social-shipwreck
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Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
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