Archaeological Puns

A list of puns related to "Archaeological"

One thing that the archaeological discoveries have taught us.

Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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I went to an archaeology party where they were looking for remains of a lower leg

It was quite the shindig

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👤︎ u/jdelisi18
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Archaeology is cool and all...

But Geology rocks.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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My parents strongly discouraged me to pursue a career in archaeology

They said there is no future in it.

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👤︎ u/tim6023
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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If you're looking for a new job, don't take up archaeology

Your career will be in ruins

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👤︎ u/c00lhwipluke
📅︎ May 23 2018
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I asked why my archaeology enthusiastic friend was so excited about unearthing new finds...

He said, "I dig the past!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What is an archeologist

Someone whose career is in ruins

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👤︎ u/montymuncher
📅︎ May 13 2019
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There's a reason why archaeology majors are in such low demand.

It's a dying field.

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👤︎ u/bengalsix
📅︎ Aug 27 2016
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Archaeology in the news

My roommate just had this text conversation with her dad.

Her dad: Hey did you see the news? Archaeologists found the first tampon ever.

Her: Really?

Her dad: Only one problem?

Her:What?

Her dad: They can't figure out what period it's from hahahahahahaha

Her: Shut up.

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👤︎ u/escapist11
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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👤︎ u/SaltySkoldier
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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