What did the tectonic plate say after bumping into another tectonic plate?
My fault.
Why do tectonic plates have to wear diapers?
Because they struggle within continents.
The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
Did you hear they made a book (and then a movie) about 2 tectonic plates that fall in love?
It was called the Fault in our Lines.
How do Tectonic Plates greet each other?
They shake lands! Hahahaha
I donβt trust tectonic plates
Theyβre too shifty
When it comes to earthquakes, plate tectonics are at fault.
Can someone please tell me where I can buy a set of tectonic plates for my dinnerware set?
I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.
What do you eat off of a tectonic plate?
A Continental breakfast.
I Got My Son While Driving
My son and I were driving through a construction zone. The air contained the strong smell of the tar they were laying down.
I said, "You know how a tectonic fault is a big crack between two tectonic plates?"
"Yeah," he said, a quizzical look on his face.
"Does that make your butt-crack an asphalt?"
Groan, followed by a facepalm. :)
What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?
Sorry, that's my fault.
One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said
Sorry, My fault
One tectonic plate bumps into another..
And says: sorry, my fault
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
βSorry, my fault.β
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another tectonic plate?
Sorry my fault..
What does a tectonic plate say when it hits another tectonic plate?
βSorry, my faultβ
What did one tectonic plate say to the other after an earthquake?
My fault.
What did 1 tectonic plate say to the other when he bumped into him?
Sorry, my fault.
