What do you call oceanic warfare?
My dad bought a pet rodent from an oceanic country
It was papa's new guinea.
I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?
Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
What sea/ocean does not have water?
Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
What did the moon say to the ocean?
How do you split the ocean in half?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Did you know that all bees are born near the ocean?
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.
I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.
I told my dad I didn’t find any sand dollars in the ocean.
He said it was because we weren’t anywhere near the bank.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
If oceans can't see?
How do parks know what the seesaw?
Why can't the ocean take a joke?
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
How do you cut an ocean in two?
Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.
It’s called The Flounder.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
Why don't people like having conversations with the ocean?
Because it's always salty!
Why does the ocean roar?
You’d roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!
-Every time my grandpa saw the ocean.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
Who is the god of the Indian Ocean?
Whats blue and is in the ocean?
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered.
The ocean keeps its sea crits.
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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