The problem with atmospheric scientists

is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?

A humi-ditty.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did I ever tell you what happened after I broke through earth’s atmosphere?

Never mind, I spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainfire47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why is it so hard being a fish?

They are under pressure their whole life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabra117
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imluke2311
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?

Astronaut 2: Yeah, there’s a space bar right over there.

Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?

Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but there’s no atmosphere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....

Lovely atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere

1 to 10 how good was it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DEADMAN-CN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife

My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Turns out the atmosphere now sells smoothies

But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeb_Screb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What do you call a person who flings guitars into the atmosphere?

A Stratocaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcnewell313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...

However, methane is also silent but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.

But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeaOrna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

source; zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakkerman1995
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Just went to a restaraunt on the moon

Wouldn't go again no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What's the smelliest part of the atmosphere called?

B-O-Zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustALuckyShot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

But it was his dumb asphalt…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere, though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Space_Eaglez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

Great food but really no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPoloG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-JJBA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon

Great food no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royalprincess19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I went for dinner on the moon the other day

Great food, but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finners112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jawn1123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ol2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firstpool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsedClimate
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemihilex
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatGirl2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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