The problem with atmospheric scientists
is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Did I ever tell you what happened after I broke through earthβs atmosphere?
Never mind, I spaced out.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why is it so hard being a fish?
They are under pressure their whole life
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere
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︎ Jan 01 2021
How do you have a party in Space??
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?
Astronaut 2: Yeah, thereβs a space bar right over there.
Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?
Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but thereβs no atmosphere...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My new club on the moon failed...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Turns out the atmosphere now sells smoothies
But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What do you call a person who flings guitars into the atmosphere?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...
However, methane is also silent but deadly.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.
But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
source;
zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What's the smelliest part of the atmosphere called?
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︎ Aug 23 2017
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fallβ¦
But it was his dumb asphaltβ¦
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︎ Aug 20 2017
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
Great food but really no atmosphere
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
π︎ 2
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 25 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I went for dinner on the moon the other day
Great food, but no atmosphere
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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π
︎ Sep 04 2018
did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
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︎ Jun 17 2020
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 01 2017
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 05 2020
Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The foodβs great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
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