Did you hear about the meteorologist who got fired?

The atmosphere at work was too high-pressure and lost his cool.

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👤︎ u/crash8308
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Trying to clean our basement when my dad dropped this one on me.

Me: Hey dad, is there a broom I can borrow? This vacuum sucks.

Dad: That's what it's supposed to do!

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📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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My classmates are just hard to please

Since you guys enjoyed my dad moment in math class I thought I'd share my chemistry moment too.

So we are discussing atmospheric pressure and my teacher thought it be a good example to ask us to stand up to example how we can overcome the pressure. So everyone is standing and I remain sitting,

Teacher: so what's stoping you from standing up?

Me: Peer pressure

Followed by rejected high fives

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👤︎ u/Irulehard2
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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