Barometer Puns

A list of puns related to "Barometer"

Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the barometer quit his job?

He was under to much pressure

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I just got hired as a deep-sea barometer!

It’s high-pressure work but someone’s gotta do it...

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👤︎ u/z4chc
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Airborn Dad Jokes

Sometimes I go flying with my dad who's a pilot. The other day we're approaching our home airport and dad radios the tower to get the weather. "Winds calm, barometer is 30.12 and rising." Without hesitation he quips "Sounds like we're heading into a high pressure situation, eh son?"

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👤︎ u/willymo
📅︎ May 17 2014
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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure

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👤︎ u/daveh6475
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Anybody want to buy my broken barometer?

No pressure!

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👤︎ u/samlewis8
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure

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👤︎ u/16fghji
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure.

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👤︎ u/khanglikestowin
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Anyone wanna buy a broken barometer

No pressure.

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👤︎ u/ShiiitDasCrazy
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Does anyone want to buy a Barometer?

No pressure!

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Would anyone like to buy my broken barometer?

No pressure.

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👤︎ u/Tanglimara
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure...

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure...

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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