From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿 Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺 I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪 I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹
Success I guess, remains to be seen.
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?
I hear it’s making real headlines.
living under The Rock
They seem like they were just rip offs...
Remains to be seen.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
They used the web before it was cool.
He said chimneys are through the roof!
I can get behind that.
But how will they feel when he's back at it again (with the white Vans)?
I'm drawing a plank.
http://imgur.com/jZlpO9l
It's making headlines
