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From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!

I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿 Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺 I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪 I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹

Success I guess, remains to be seen.

...and chimney installations are through the roof!

What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?

I hear it’s making real headlines.

living under The Rock

They seem like they were just rip offs...

Remains to be seen.

I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.

Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.

Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.

Me: That's a TV show.

Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.

I'm still getting used to calling her David.

They used the web before it was cool.

He said chimneys are through the roof!

I can get behind that.

But how will they feel when he's back at it again (with the white Vans)?

I'm drawing a plank.

It's making headlines