He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
From what I heard theyโre a bit tacky.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. ๐จ๐ฟ Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. ๐ท๐บ I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isnโt Swedened. ๐น๐ณ๐ฌ๐ท๐ธ๐ช I felt like I could Italy food in my house. ๐ฎ๐น
Success I guess, remains to be seen.
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?
I hear itโs making real headlines.
living under The Rock
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
They seem like they were just rip offs...
Remains to be seen.
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
They used the web before it was cool.
He said chimneys are through the roof!
I can get behind that.
But how will they feel when he's back at it again (with the white Vans)?
I'm drawing a plank.
http://imgur.com/jZlpO9l
It's making headlines
