What is your most trendy body part?

Hip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Have you heard of the new psychological therapy for trendy kids?

Hipnosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Summer’s almost here and I’m going to buy this really trendy fan

It’s going to be so cool 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayingwhawtwheird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What does a trendy holy minister wear?

Hollister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanerabit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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have you tried that trendy okra wrapped steak recipe ever?

I did once, it was just meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukarsono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Which parts of the body are trendy and most susceptible to sugestion?

Hypnosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VCottaCR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why did the beekeeper go to the doctor?

He had hives

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Returning home from the barber, had a true old man moment today. My kid: β€œHey dad, did you just get a hair cut?”

β€œNo son, I got them ALL cut!”

The cycle is complete. I have become my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mardrom_Bransle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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A Step Down From Swatch

So the Swiss made a watch called a Swiss watch also known as Swatch for short. Then Croatia made a watch and I thought it was trendy so I got one. Now whenever someone asks me for the time I say 'hold on, let me check my Crotch' and I get really strange looks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snaggedbeef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Doctor: You have a hip injury.

Me: I knew I was always trendy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Wife Dad Joked Me (no kids)

Set up: We were walking down a trendy street and I noticed a priest inside a bagel shop.
Me: "That priest is pretty hip."
Her: "You know why he must like their bagels?"
... "Because they're Holy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ski_or_swim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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