A list of puns related to "Fad"
I guess I'm just not that invested
Paleostinian
Do you guys think I waisted my money?
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
So, I work with a woman named Libby who is finally retiring in two days. It's no secret that she has a crush on Dwayne Johnson, so as a parting gift/joke some other coworkers bought a figurine, a wall poster, and a life-size cardboard cutout of him and put them at her desk.
When I was visiting her, her manager swung by to see her 'guest,' and he asked if the celebrity was going to be staying in the office. Libby said "Oh no no--he's coming home with me!" He says, "Huh. I thought the pet rock fad died out thirty years ago."
He tried to play it cool, but it was pretty easy to tell that he was absolutely tickled with himself.
The pun wasn't even that good but I bet he was cracking up in classic Fad fashion http://i.imgur.com/M8GlaGh.png
The question was: "This t-shirt fad is getting out of hand. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with the map of Italy on it. She had the biggest BLANK I every saw!"
Most popular answer was "Meatballs". Writers must have been cringing...
Not one of them said: "Naples"
I guess I'm just not that invested
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