Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?
It’s because of the Al Gore Rhythm.
Do you know why all the Karen’s are trending?
Because they stopped karing
There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.
Did you giys hear that a new kind of broom is trending on Twitter?
They say it's sweeping the nation...
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
I want to bake all my bread from now on.
You can say is a loaf-ty goal.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
Continue with this trend!!
I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿
Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺
I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪
I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹
There's a new trend in glass caskets.
Success I guess, remains to be seen.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
I hate it when people say age is only a number
You ever notice how few Deloreans you see on the road?
I guess their owners only drive them from time to time.
My daughter got two-by-four plank ear adornments.
Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?
I don't understand this new diet trend.
What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?
My friend told me he was Jewish.
I was like, “No way!” And he was like, “Yahweh.”
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows trend?
I hear it’s making real headlines.
If you haven't heard of the latest trends, then Dwaine Johnson must be living above you
Dad (having an heart attack): Son call me an ambulance...
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...
A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six."
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
"Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" the wife asks.
He replies, "They had avocados!"
I never understood the 60s trend of button up pants
They seem like they were just rip offs...
I had a dream that I was a muffler
The whole Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend?
The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasn’t at work
She must have called in thick
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.
I take that as a compliment.
What kind of bagel do pilots like?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Lots of people are staying indoors during the outbreak
There’s definitely a trend here, seeing as how they coincide.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting too many trees ?
An accountant was under review at his firm
He was asked the value of a dozen dozens, to which he promptly replied "132", instead of 144.
He was fired for gross misrepresentation.
Despite modern trends, my wife, Christine, took my name when we were married.
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
A man stumbles upon a lamp and a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes.
Man: “For my first wish I'd like to be rich."
Genie: “Alright Rich, what's your second wish".
Would it be fair to call the upcoming spring fashion trends the “look of dis May”?
Why are spiders the best trend setters?
They used the web before it was cool.
I asked my friend, an interior decorator, what trends are popular right now...
He said chimneys are through the roof!
If I were a dog I think I'd be a "Trend Setter".
Me and a friend started a trend on my Language Arts door.
Why are angry rabbits such effective marksman?
Because they are cross hares.
As I logged into facebook, the first post I saw was an article called "showing your butt in beautiful places is the new trend".
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM and the clock struck midnight
I thought, “same shit, different day”.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow trend?
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