How do you gauge the room to see if it's right for a dadjoke?

Use a TherDADeter

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Nicholas Gauge
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I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline... i.reddituploads.com/c9b53โ€ฆ
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Nicolas Gauge
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I saw a guy with gauges at work today.

So I ask "If you put your ring finger through one, would that make you engauged?"

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A roadside motel, couldn't get a gauge on it.

I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.

Hard to read inn.

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Engagement

What comes before a shotgun marriage?
En-gauge-ment

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Been told I make a lot of paper jokes because they're tearable

Hey guys, serious talk for a minute. I wanted to gauge how good my puns were on average, so each night for the last week, I've slipped 10 puns into conversations to see how many of them made somebody laugh. And do you know what I found? No pun in 10 did.

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I've practiced firing my shotgun a lot but I don't think I'm improving.

It's hard to gauge.

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The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is ground down and hidden away, and the resistance is loosing its will.

A small group of contributors to reddit, huddled together in a bunker beneath barely-waving flags of Snoo, worked tirelessly to repost new ideas from around the internet, to release ideas from their chains, and make speech free ... again!

But it was not to be - a gang of the governments anti-piracy enforcers descended on this, the last bastion of humankind's will to share-freely. Arriving in an armored bus, ten shock-troopers breached the bunker and it looked like the day was lost.

Fortunately for us all, one brave redditor led the collective out a back entrance and they circled to the driveway. This leader told the other redditor

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There are three classes of cheerios

There are three classes of cheerios, the lower class (plain ol' cheerios), the middle class cheerios (frosted), and the elite class (honey nut). One soggy morning in Seattle, a plain cheerio awoke in his single room apartment. He looked out at the still sleepy city, blanketed in a mist of rain. He quickly got dressed and put his shoes on, this would be the day. He stood propped against the bus stop, smoking a cigarette. "God I have got to stop this habit." He thought to himself. Glancing back and forth at the bustle of cheerios, he saw her. She looked about 25, devastatingly gorgeous, and he could smell the honey from where he stood. "Excuse me ma'am," his voice quivered, "I - I think you might be the most beautiful cheerio I have ever seen." She smiled and her otherwise golden brown face grew red. " This is a long shot, but will you marry me?' She was obviously caught off guard by this, but her red lips formed the word, "Yes." They raced through the morning mist of the city, and arriv

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Dad joked the shopkeeper

I was at a model train store today with my two daughters and I was buying some used track. When I checked out this went down.

Shopkeeper consulting his pricing sheet, "Let me double check my sheet here to make sure neither of us is getting cheated."

Me, "Yeah it sure looks like it's a lot to keep TRACK of".

It seemed to go right over his head. I'm pretty sure this is because the model train store is one of the natural habitats if the dad joke and thus the shopkeeper had built up an immunity.

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Sitting in a Crestron class....

We're learning about all the gauges you can use on the touch panels. There's quite a few on the screen. The guy next to me said, "I guess you could say that page is very engaging." Everyone groaned I told him he's going on Reddit.

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I was trying to order some parts for work......

I was ordering pressure gauges and sent all the specifications to my vendor. Three inch face, 0-100psi, 1/4" npt thread......what do you have in stock? He replied back with no 1/4". So I replied, yeah that is my favorite Zeppelin song, what about the gauge.

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