Calibre Puns

A list of puns related to "Calibre"

I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Its always hard finding out your partner is cheating on you with someone of a lesser calibre.
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👤︎ u/WorkMode
📅︎ Mar 30 2014
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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👤︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
📅︎ May 11 2018
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My wife wanted twins.

I told her my twin making machine needs calibration.

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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How to do the stud finder joke - a step by step guide (may not work for all models of stud finder)

Discovered this today while hanging a curtain rod.

I am using the zircon one step stud finder, seen here http://m.acehardware.com//product/index.jsp?productId=1298011&KPID=997266&cid=CAPLA:G:Shopping_-Measuring_Tools/Marking_Tools-_New&pla=pla_997266&k_clickid=21a0e1ae-1f94-44cd-b27e-a6a83ba1fdc1

Begin by using the stud finder to locate a stud as normal. Release the button.

Lift the stud finder off the wall slightly and press the button. This will help calibrate the stud finder to "empty space", making it think that any hard surface is a stud.

Quickly place the stud finder on your chest, onto your breastbone, the stud finder should beep indicating it is on a stud.

Make joke as normal

This saves you from making the beep noise yourself, which, in my opinion weakens the joke.

This way the tool itself confirms that you're a stud.

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👤︎ u/jsgunn
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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