What do you call oceanic warfare?
My dad bought a pet rodent from an oceanic country
It was papa's new guinea.
I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?
Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD
Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?
Dad, can you tell me the fastest way to the ocean?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you cut the ocean in half?
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
Women are like the ocean. Vast,deep, and beautiful...
And once a month... It’s shark week.
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
What lies on the ocean floor twitching uncontrollably?
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
Salty ocean
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles
What sea/ocean does not have water?
What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
What did the moon say to the ocean?
How do you cut an ocean in two?
Did you know that all bees are born near the ocean?
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
How do you split the ocean in half?
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
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