It ap-piers to be the sea-son for sea puns
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
I'm a sea of feelings....
What do you need to do when you’re addicted to sea weed?
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
What do you call a Polish Sea-Doo?
How does the sea say hello?
What was the name of the vegetable that lived under the sea?
Where do sea cows sleep at night?
What's the strongest animal in the sea?
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
Why was the sea anemone sad?
Because he'd rather see a friend.
What is a sea monsters favourite food
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
How would you describe Jesus walking on the sea?
It was a floorless stroll.
Why does a mermaid wear sea-shells
Because she outgrew her b-shells
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
Why do sea medusas make the worst romantic partners?
'cause they're always jelly!
One day, the Earth and the Sea met. The Sea asked the Earth: "Can I touch you?"
The Earth answered: "Shore"
I finally found my sea joke book!
I thought I lobster, and never flounder.
Why was the musician bad at deep sea fishing?
Because he can tuna piano but he can't tuna fish
(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
What sea/ocean does not have water?
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Sea Captain
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?
My son wanted jellyfish for his sea turtle.
Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties
He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go
After eating the ship, the sea monster said,
I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
"What do sea monsters eat?"
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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