Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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Why do mermaids wear seashells

She outgrew her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"

The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"

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Why do meremaids wear seashell bras?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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👤︎ u/panda69117
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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I've got 99 seashells but a conch ain't one
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👤︎ u/dynendal
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because beeshells are too small, and deshells are too large

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👤︎ u/Tarbogman
📅︎ May 13 2018
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I have an extensive seashell collection...

I keep it on beaches throughout the world.

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Why does Ariel wear a seashell bra?

Because a D-shell bra would be too big for her.

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👤︎ u/DJVladek62
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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Why did Sally stop selling seashells?

She wasn't so shore about it anymore.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big!

Technically one my mom was fond of telling, but it fits.

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👤︎ u/aescula
📅︎ May 06 2017
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Why did Ariel wear seashells? (x-post from funny)
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👤︎ u/andkon
📅︎ Oct 06 2013
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of b shells.

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👤︎ u/435RWE3R54
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small. And D shells are too big.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! 🦀🐠

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👤︎ u/SSJZulko
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Cos they grew out of their b shells!

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👤︎ u/ldarkfire
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.

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📅︎ Jun 06 2015
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.

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👤︎ u/ennsy
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because their breasts are too big for B shells!

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📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small

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