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Introduction
An attractive, confident voice can totally change your life, making you more appealing to whoever you're dating, impacting how much people respect your ideas and follow your leadership, even determining how funny people think you are. It completely shapes how people respond to you.
During my journey with women, I have learned how to properly express myself. My voice used to be higher pitched, I was monotone and used to mumble quite a bit. Many students that knew me from years ago or seen my old videos always asked how I developed my voice
We have all heard about studies showing your body language and tone of voice make up most of your communication, yet it is often the forgotten part of seduction.
It is responsible for the emotional rollercoaster you are able to put the girl through. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen students implement an almost perfect verbal game, have the best structure, and know the exact right thing to say yet it never works. And that’s because their tonality and expression are completely off.
And when they master it, they can have girls hanging on their every word, even if they run out of things to say or don’t know exactly what to do next, they can verbally captivate the girl understanding the principles I’m about to share with you.
Firstly it’s important to realize that your vocal cords are fully developed you cant magically have a complete change in the range of tone that you have now. However, even though you are stuck with that vocal instrument which is your voice, you can still learn to play it in an optimal way.
The first thing I want to look at is the Vocal projection. The ability to speak to a girl with richness and strength to your voice. This will ensure she sees you as confident but also so you can speak in loud club environments without destroying your voice.
Posture
I want to start with posture. If we think of your voice as an instrument we need all the working parts to be open and relaxed in order to create as much projection and resonance as possible. Usually, the mistake students are making is either;
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Slouched over and obstructed. If you think about your windpipe like the flow of water through a hose, once you bend and kink it, the water and in this case air will not freely flow through, and less air means a weaker voice
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The second common issue is that stude
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Sullenly, Sal sees Sally sell seashell after seashell by the seashore. Each shell is well smelly with sea smells, smelly sea snail shells they are. Sal thinks he should sell shells, shiny in the sunshine seashore seashells, shimmering shale shaded shells, the shells the smelly Sally should sell, but seems so set on selling only smelly souvenir sea snail shells.
Sighing, Sal slumps his slim shape against the seashore slope six or seven paces from Sally’s smelly sea snail seashell shack. Cash slips from scores of thirsty sightseers’ sweaty grasps. Slews of shells fly fast, but Sal still smells the smell, a sea smell in each shell that Sal shudders smelling.
“So?” Sal seethes, seeing Sally sling these shells, “Shouldn’t these sightseers see these seashells as some sort of stinking scam? Certainly, strolling the seashore, and seeing seashells scattered in the sand is easy for these sandal suited tourists. Sally? Sally sells them smelly sea snail seashells she sees sunk in the section of seashore sand spanning from her seashell shack to sea! See seashells, sightseers!? Scads of scallop shells bespeckle the seashore sands just beside this smelly shack!”
Sal hisses, “Sally’s seashells smell! Smell the smelly seashell smell! The slithery snail smell!”
Sal stands, savagely gesticulating, swinging his skinny limbs, nose scrunched in a scowl, “Slimy snail mucus smells! The shells she sells sop up the essence of those sickening snails! Vicious, grisly smell! Spooky, spine twisting sensation, this smell!”
Sal spits slick yet sticky spit. Slender strings of glistening mucus stretch, spittling from Sal’s lips and settling somewhat on his swollen, distended stomach.
“Sure! She sells the shells, sea snail shells, fresh seashore sea snail shells, but who shells the shells she sells? Sal!”
Sal, sloshes, stumbles silly, crazed, and scary, swings his slender arms at the sand and snatches the shell of a fresh sea snail washed upon the seashore.
“See!?” Sal shouts. Sally, steaming, noticing Sal screeching, stops selling all those shells.
“This!” Sal stammers, “This is how Sally sells so many seashells by the seashore!”
Sal suctions his slimy lips around the squirming sea snail and slurps the sea snail straight from the seashell, swallowing, sliding that still sliming snail down his slippery esophagus.
Squinting, squeezing, struggling, Sal screams.
“That’s how!” Sal falls, shivering in the seashore sand, “Sal sucks snails! Sally sells smelly shells!”
Sally starts to
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
Or would that be too forward thinking?
