5 Hilarious Conch Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I've got 99 seashells but a conch ain't one

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👤︎ u/dynendal

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....

But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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Husband asked me if I liked the conch ceviche we were eating

I said "not really. I think I'm a conch-ientious objector"

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👤︎ u/VWXYNot42

📅︎ Apr 13 2018

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Are clams self aware?

No, they are not conches.

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👤︎ u/sand_dunes37

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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Did you hear about the girl who passed out on the beach?

She was on conches!

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👤︎ u/AdmiralAdjective

📅︎ Dec 14 2015

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