Why do tectonic plates have to wear diapers?

Because they struggle within continents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Fucked-YourMom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said

Sorry, My fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WDizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes

but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Tectonic Plates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moongovernor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you hear they made a book (and then a movie) about 2 tectonic plates that fall in love?

It was called the Fault in our Lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicybreadz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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How do Tectonic Plates greet each other?

They shake lands! Hahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metrologyyy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I don’t trust tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittom
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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When it comes to earthquakes, plate tectonics are at fault.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perediablo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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Can someone please tell me where I can buy a set of tectonic plates for my dinnerware set?

I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmitchelld
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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What do you eat off of a tectonic plate?

A Continental breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flobadoba33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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I tried
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I really hate the direction my country is moving...

but I don't really understand tectonic shift so not a whole lot I can do about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foogers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What’s the Earth’s favorite fizzy drink?

Tectonic water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I Got My Son While Driving

My son and I were driving through a construction zone. The air contained the strong smell of the tar they were laying down.

I said, "You know how a tectonic fault is a big crack between two tectonic plates?"

"Yeah," he said, a quizzical look on his face.

"Does that make your butt-crack an asphalt?"

Groan, followed by a facepalm. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daneelthesane
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2015
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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?

Sorry, that's my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detivninu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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One tectonic plate bumps into another..

And says: sorry, my fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavacadotoast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...

β€œSorry, my fault.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another tectonic plate?

Sorry my fault..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What does a tectonic plate say when it hits another tectonic plate?

β€œSorry, my fault”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after an earthquake?

My fault.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What did 1 tectonic plate say to the other when he bumped into him?

Sorry, my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobVanDarnIt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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