Earthquakes are rare in my area...
so I have no fault insurance.
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
I had a horrible nightmare about earthquakes last night
How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?
“There was a schism in the chasm.”
An earthquake destroyed my neighbors house
Good thing It wasn't my "fault"
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?
I get so nervous during earthquakes,
that I start shaking uncontrollably.
There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico
I made a device to measure earthquakes.
It turned out to be faulty.
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
Despite what you think, earthquakes aren't perfect
They all have their faults.
GF has been blaming me for us losing all our stuff in an Earthquake..
even though I told her it wasn't my fault
What did one person say to another in the case of an earthquake?
"I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation were in"
There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.
It’s always the Earth’s fault.
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
Did you hear the rumors about the earthquake?
They all turned out to be faults!
I had a dream about being buried by vodka bottles after an earthquake!
It was an Absolut nightmare! I am glad to have woken and seen the world and Skyy again...
After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...
"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"
"The Quakers"
What's the best song to play during an earthquake?
When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.
But the ground was cracking up.
Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?
What do you call an organic version of quaker oats?... earthquakes
I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause
why don't horses die in earthquakes?
their homes are very stable
The Earthquake portion of the museum had to close early today, scientists concluded that the exhibit was faulty.
I was on the toilet when the earthquake happened.
It was a heavy Bowel Movement.
My city had an earthquake recently
How does someone win by everyone losing because of an earthquake?
The recent studies done on earthquakes have been..groundbreaking
Hope you're not too shaken after hearing that one
Scientist have just found out that Jupiter does not experience earthquakes
It experience jupiterquakes
What do you call a cow during an earthquake..?
I just experienced an Earthquake.
I'm fine, just a little shaken.
I get so nervous with earthquakes
that I start shaking uncontrollably
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be…
What do you call a cow in an earthquake
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.
But the ground was cracking up.
I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.
It isn't my fault that earthquakes happen
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