I divided my parking space into sixteenths before pulling in...
I was charged with parking infractions.
Those caught in a light infraction may find themselves in a prism
“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!
An oil company got in trouble for a minor offense...
It was a fraction of a fracking infraction.
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.
“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets.”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Sure. I want to contest half of my parking tickets!
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!
“Judge, I’m here to dispute 60% of my tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I’m here to dispute 3/5 of my tickets.
