Sin Puns

A list of puns related to "Sin"

If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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👤︎ u/charan_88
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Sex is a sin

Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof

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👤︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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👤︎ u/TheLearningUstaad
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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How did Jesus pay for all our sins?

Praypal

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👤︎ u/rplusg
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Pennants For My Sins
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👤︎ u/Dommiel
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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👤︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I didn’t sin up for this
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👤︎ u/Aschwede318
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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👤︎ u/Is_This_L055
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Adultery is a sin!
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👤︎ u/SirRoadconeTheThird
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Why is Christmas shopping a sin?

Because the devil is in the retails.

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👤︎ u/tachankas_chanka
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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👤︎ u/FlourineVsCopper
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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👤︎ u/Adam-P-D
📅︎ May 05 2019
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I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”

I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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You can't wash your Sin.

But if you mend the Cos of it.

Tan it will be better.

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👤︎ u/kones_6999
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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He dried for our sins
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👤︎ u/NiisanSein
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Writing errors are like sins

Repenned, all is forgiven.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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He dried for our sins...
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👤︎ u/the_split_redditor
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house

After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft

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👤︎ u/YOUmang
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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How did Jesus never sin?

His father scared the hell out of him

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👤︎ u/nessukramsaile
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Math puns are the first sin(madness)
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👤︎ u/asrapg
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
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👤︎ u/Randyotter
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Adultery is a Sin

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why did the monk atone for his sin?

So he can be AtOne with god.

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👤︎ u/Putoneverything
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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What city is twice as bad as Sin City?

Cincinnati

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👤︎ u/sric2838
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.

When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins

They say it's our comeTrumpPence.

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👤︎ u/Cyborg_Nate
📅︎ Jul 19 2016
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Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn

Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..

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👤︎ u/NFSpace
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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If premarital sex is a Sin

Is postmarital sex a Tan or a Cos?

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👤︎ u/bolSHIVik
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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How does a pirate describe a sin graph?

‘Scurrrvyyy!

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👤︎ u/ButtersLeopold09
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Did Jesus pay for our sins in credit or debit?

Neither, he used praypal (Not originally mine its really old and i cant remember where i saw it, so the credit goes to that unsang hero)

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👤︎ u/The-dark-kings
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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if i killed the pope, would i have committed a cardinal sin?
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👤︎ u/zse4rffb
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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sin/cos

Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button

Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?

Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...

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👤︎ u/cATSup24
📅︎ May 03 2017
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Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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👤︎ u/Kinjesus
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?

Mass divided by volume

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👤︎ u/watchforblueshells
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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How did Jesus pay for our sins

He used praypal

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👤︎ u/GoldenColony
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit?

Neither, he used PrayPal

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👤︎ u/Rainbowjack12598
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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I saw a man with a board saying, “The end is near. Repent for you’re sin’s.”

I thought to myself, “That’s a bad sign.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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