If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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Sex is a sin

Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof

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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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How did Jesus pay for all our sins?

Praypal

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Pennants For My Sins
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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I didn’t sin up for this
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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Adultery is a sin!
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Why is Christmas shopping a sin?

Because the devil is in the retails.

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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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I saw a man carrying a board saying β€œRepent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”

I thought, β€œThat’s a bad sign.”

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You can't wash your Sin.

But if you mend the Cos of it.

Tan it will be better.

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He dried for our sins
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Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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Writing errors are like sins

Repenned, all is forgiven.

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He dried for our sins...
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Guys beware of sinΒ²x +cosΒ²x if you see it in your house

After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft

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How did Jesus never sin?

His father scared the hell out of him

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Math puns are the first sin(madness)
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Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
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Adultery is a Sin

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!

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Why did the monk atone for his sin?

So he can be AtOne with god.

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What city is twice as bad as Sin City?

Cincinnati

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While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.

When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.

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Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins

They say it's our comeTrumpPence.

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Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn

Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..

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If premarital sex is a Sin

Is postmarital sex a Tan or a Cos?

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How does a pirate describe a sin graph?

β€˜Scurrrvyyy!

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Did Jesus pay for our sins in credit or debit?

Neither, he used praypal (Not originally mine its really old and i cant remember where i saw it, so the credit goes to that unsang hero)

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if i killed the pope, would i have committed a cardinal sin?
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sin/cos

Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button

Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?

Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...

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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?

Mass divided by volume

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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How did Jesus pay for our sins

He used praypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenColony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit?

Neither, he used PrayPal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainbowjack12598
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
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I saw a man with a board saying, β€œThe end is near. Repent for you’re sin’s.”

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s a bad sign.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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