47 Hilarious Sinfulness Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!

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👤︎ u/x000b

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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👤︎ u/charan_88

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin

But by god did I love thy neighbor

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👤︎ u/Purple_ferret1

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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👤︎ u/Myrdn

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Math people where you at

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👤︎ u/nis_sama

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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Sex is a sin

Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof

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👤︎ u/Cadaverkitten94

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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👤︎ u/TheLearningUstaad

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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👤︎ u/iLikeOldTrees

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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How did Jesus pay for all our sins?

Praypal

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👤︎ u/rplusg

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Pennants For My Sins

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👤︎ u/Dommiel

📅︎ May 09 2020

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After we awoke, my wife told me to put the dark roast on.

I told her that burning meat was a sin. When I came to she had moooooved out.

sips coffee

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👤︎ u/Gherkinstein

📅︎ Apr 01 2021

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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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👤︎ u/JezyJezyJezy

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants

It's a photo-sin-thesis

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👤︎ u/Pm-me-your-playlist

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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Adultery is a sin!

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👤︎ u/SirRoadconeTheThird

📅︎ Aug 28 2018

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high iq

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👤︎ u/Farouk_mercury

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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I didn’t sin up for this

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👤︎ u/Aschwede318

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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5Q + 5Q = ?

You're welcome

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👤︎ u/lone_wolfenstein

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Homosexuality isn’t a sin!

It’s the pride part that is.

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👤︎ u/TheMistake69

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)

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👤︎ u/Is_This_L055

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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I wanted to date my math teacher....

I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.

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👤︎ u/David-EN-

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time

Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.

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👤︎ u/glowing-fishSCL

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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Why is Christmas shopping a sin?

Because the devil is in the retails.

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👤︎ u/tachankas_chanka

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin

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👤︎ u/Adam-P-D

📅︎ May 05 2019

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Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century

Before that it was a cardinal Sin

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👤︎ u/Ramiel01

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Notice me

Sin π

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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👤︎ u/FlourineVsCopper

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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👤︎ u/SettlerOfChrisKattan

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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He dried for our sins

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👤︎ u/NiisanSein

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 31 2019

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You can't wash your Sin.

But if you mend the Cos of it.

Tan it will be better.

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👤︎ u/kones_6999

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”

I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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He dried for our sins...

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👤︎ u/the_split_redditor

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ¿Cuántos estrellas están en el cielo?

¡Sin-cuenta!

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👤︎ u/PossiblyDumb66

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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Writing errors are like sins

Repenned, all is forgiven.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Sep 28 2019

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Math puns are the first sin(madness)

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👤︎ u/asrapg

📅︎ Apr 12 2018

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Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house

After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft

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👤︎ u/YOUmang

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

They have their own scales!

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👤︎ u/ct2k7

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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👤︎ u/Kinjesus

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?

Mass divided by volume

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👤︎ u/watchforblueshells

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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How did Jesus pay for our sins

He used praypal

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👤︎ u/GoldenColony

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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