The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."
I’m smelting!!
Sinsinnati
Don't leaf I was only kindling.
"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.
Mom- considering 3 of the 4 of us like Wicked and the other hasn't seen it before... Me- How wicked of you. Rest of family- Hardy har har
He piano reaves.
At least the both have something "in" common.
Ninja replies, “Shuriken”.
Keanu grieves.
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
John Wick 4 - Hyperbellum
Wick's almost over :/
He has a real thing for candles
John Wick
I'm a fan of John Wicks
She had seen it before and I was a bit confused.
"Is Willem Dafoe in this movie?...Or is he Da-friend?"
It was pretty wicked!
Scene: down pouring and John is sitting in his destroyed house completely dry
Bf:why is he not wet? There is no roof!
Me: because he wicks the water away stares at bf with huge smile on my face
Bf: shut the fuck up
Call it John Wick.
She was too burnt out.
Wife: The movie was good, it made me cry
few days later we watch John Wick.
Me: What did you think of the move
Wife: it was really good
Me: So you really cried?
Wife: ..... (glare)
Is the title of the 4th John Wick movie.
1 month = 4 Wicks
My dad was having a hard time deciding if he should let his new mattress pad air out before putting it on his bed. I said "Well, why don't you sleep on it?".
John Wick
Because he killed a lot of people in John Wick!
They don't want to be spotted
Wick-ipedia
Back when I was maybe 14, I was sitting out on the front porch of my grandmother's house with "the guys," AKA my cousin, his dad/my uncle, and my dad. It was wickedly hot and there were a few annoying flies buzzing around. We were just sitting quietly, taking in the afternoon. Out of nowhere, my uncle, a big guy with a deep, gravelly voice says, "Time's fun when you're having flies." The rest of us were in stitches, it was so clever and dumb at the same time.
Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."
Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."
Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D
But it only lasted a wick.
Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.
Gf: This soup is really hot.
Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?
Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.
