Filament Puns

A list of puns related to "Filament"

I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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👤︎ u/cheddarfire
📅︎ Jul 09 2014
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CFLs contain mercury.

A CFL above the kitchen table is flickering on and off.

Mom: Can't we jiggle it around?

Dad: It's not like a regular light bulb. It doesn't have a filament.

Mom: Really? Then what's inside it?

Me: It's filled with gas.

Mom: Gas? No wonder our house is so well-lit.

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👤︎ u/devourerkwi
📅︎ Jan 01 2014
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