A list of puns related to "Cordless"
You know the drill
It was a bit boring.
But nobody wanted to buy my cordless extension cords.
A good start!
All hail makita cordless power tools!
He asked to borrow my cordless drill.When I handed it to him I said,"be gentle with him."He said"I will" I said,"I wasn't talking to you."
My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.
When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:
"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."
We decided we needed to buy a new cordless screwdriver, so she was asking me where I was going to buy it from. I'm flying out of the country today for work, leaving her at home with 3 kids for 3 weeks. I said, "I'll just buy one when I get back, unless you need it."
She said, "Nope. I won't have time for screwing around!"
We were in the garage checking out what will soon be my workshop. He pulled out my push saw and said, "I see you went with the cordless."
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