Some idiot posted a Chinese telephone directory through my door...
It was full of Wong numbers.
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a telephone pole...
I bet it would be electrifying
Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
I invented a telephone that doesn't ring.
I got the No-bell prize for it.
How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?
Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?
Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.
What do you call it when a Tesla crashes and wraps itself around a telephone pole?
I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:
"We are putting comments under this post"
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
Why did the boy telephone and the girl telephone break up?
There was just no connection...
Why do birds hang out on telephone lines?
So they can tweet.
(I hit my family with this one today. Its probably been done before but it was so satisfying hearing everyone groan.)
The telephone book listing read Suicidal Hotline, which I thought was a typo, so I called it.
My wife wants to have sex over the telephone.
The bed might be easier though.
Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...
Poor guy got suspended on his first day.
Apple’s Genius Bar is just a game of broken telephone.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Do you know how one used to call the telephone's inventor?
Just had a telephone call from a researcher asking for my opinion on wind turbines.
What do u call a golden retriever and telephone
My nephew was playing with a corded telephone and walked so far the cord was stretched out. Enter my brother-in-law
"What are you doing? Making a long distance call?"
He was so proud of the joke he called me in as the only other person who would appreciate it.
Did you hear that they are not making telephone poles any longer?
Yep, and they are not makeing them any shorter either.
What to say when you hear a cellphone with a classic old telephone bell ringtone ...
... "That's the phone-iest ringtone I've ever heard!"
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
What was more important than the invention of the telephone?
What invention was needed more than the first telephone?
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