It's a "cellphone"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lickmynippleboi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a Roman emperor with a cellphone

Call-igula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopHatLlama353
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Every night I put my cellphone in charging and I wake up finding it in another room.

Probably it's mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeky_or_nerdy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why doesn't Batman use his cellphone?

Because he's always got a bat signal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroidfan220
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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If you have more than one cellphone,

You're a multicellular organism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpeedyMouse1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My cellphone just died

The saddest part is there won't be any service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kazneus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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How did the cellphone proposed his girlfriend? Ans: He gave her a ring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Talking about cellphone providers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/falcorbeam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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My girlfriend's cellphone service sucks!

Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My son called my from his cellphone the other day

”Hi dad, im calling on speaker phone. Say hi to my girlfriend”

”Hi to my girlfriend”

Edit. Sorry for the typo guys. Obviously it should be ”called me”, but I can’t change the headline :-(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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How do I know my dad's not a cellphone?

I had a cellphone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotADrShh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Whats the cheesiest brand of cellphone?

Mozzarolla

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I can prove to you why old '90s cellphones had more durable screens than today's smartphones

It's an open and shut case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Two cellphones walk into a bar....

the bar tender asks for their IDs. One tries calling the other but gets no singal, the bartender asks what they are trying to do. they say they have caller IDs The bartender then laughs and say that that wont work in his bar since its a one Bar town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orthanx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Who's the first person the marine biologist called on his new cellphone?

His Anchovie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcariusFallen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Out dad'd by my dad.(true story via cellphone)
  • Me: Hello sir
  • Dad: Howdy - in the bathroom at the moment.
  • Me:Well hope everything comes out okay
  • Dad: Paperwork completed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maniacmachine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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My gf used to call me on my cellphone.

That's the weirdest nickname I've ever had.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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What to say when you hear a cellphone with a classic old telephone bell ringtone ...

... "That's the phone-iest ringtone I've ever heard!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlking3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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A man called his twin brother from prison

β€œHey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazydoodlelol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you use to call an inmate?

Their cellphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Heres one from my chemistry teacher

From my chemistry teacher; Frank Jr.

"Yeah I have the same name as my dad. You want to know his best dad joke? Every time he calls me on the cellphone, he starts the conversation with "listen, I'm gonna be frank with you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/partiesmake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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The inventor of the lithium ion battery, John B. Goodenough, has developed a safer and more efficient battery.

What's in a name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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GOP Senator David Perdue Faces Lawsuit After Snatching a Student's Phone

It's a cellphone battery charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveberzack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What phone carrier does a traveling nun use?

Virgin Mobile.

Why is her cellphone bill so high?

Because she's a roamin' Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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A criminal sneaked his phone info prison

Does it makes it a cellphone ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Got dadjoked by a customer who had the same name as my dad today

I was selling a cellphone to a customer and asked him his name - he is an older gentleman around 70. He said his name is Ron, to which I replied, "That's my dad's name!"

He replied "Well you know what they say... Two Ron's always make a right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddessofthecats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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My dad just said this to my mom...

My dad has a prepaid cellphone and my mother asked to borrow it. My dad hands the phone over to my mom and says "Be careful, checking the time wastes minutes." cue nonstop laughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alejandrar3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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Data plan

Me and my dad were watching TV and it was the commercial break and a cellphone commercial came on. They mentioned a unlimited data plan and I said, "I Wish I had an unlimited data plan." He then said, "Well you can, I'm right here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StylezBitchly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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