Call-igula
Probably it's mobile.
Because he's always got a bat signal!
You're a multicellular organism.
The saddest part is there won't be any service.
Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
βHi dad, im calling on speaker phone. Say hi to my girlfriendβ
βHi to my girlfriendβ
Edit. Sorry for the typo guys. Obviously it should be βcalled meβ, but I canβt change the headline :-(
I had a cellphone.
Mozzarolla
It's an open and shut case
the bar tender asks for their IDs. One tries calling the other but gets no singal, the bartender asks what they are trying to do. they say they have caller IDs The bartender then laughs and say that that wont work in his bar since its a one Bar town.
His Anchovie.
- Me: Hello sir
- Dad: Howdy - in the bathroom at the moment.
- Me:Well hope everything comes out okay
- Dad: Paperwork completed.
That's the weirdest nickname I've ever had.
... "That's the phone-iest ringtone I've ever heard!"
βHey remember when we were kids and use to finish each otherβs sentences?β
Their cellphone
From my chemistry teacher; Frank Jr.
"Yeah I have the same name as my dad. You want to know his best dad joke? Every time he calls me on the cellphone, he starts the conversation with "listen, I'm gonna be frank with you"
What's in a name?
It's a cellphone battery charge
Virgin Mobile.
Why is her cellphone bill so high?
Because she's a roamin' Catholic.
Does it makes it a cellphone ?
I was selling a cellphone to a customer and asked him his name - he is an older gentleman around 70. He said his name is Ron, to which I replied, "That's my dad's name!"
He replied "Well you know what they say... Two Ron's always make a right!"
My dad has a prepaid cellphone and my mother asked to borrow it. My dad hands the phone over to my mom and says "Be careful, checking the time wastes minutes." cue nonstop laughter
Me and my dad were watching TV and it was the commercial break and a cellphone commercial came on. They mentioned a unlimited data plan and I said, "I Wish I had an unlimited data plan." He then said, "Well you can, I'm right here."
