"What are you doing? Making a long distance call?"
He was so proud of the joke he called me in as the only other person who would appreciate it.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
The result speaks for itself.
The results pretty much speak for themselves...
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
Dad looks at his newborn and says, "You heard the doc, you've got 30 days to find a job and move out."
She left me absolutely speechless
It left him speechless
It was nervous.
but it got nervous.
Seriously, what a power trip.
I ran out of extension cord
“What’s all this for?” he asked...
“Well” I replied, “I’ve heard that if you give a man enough rope, he will hang himself”.
But nobody wanted to buy my cordless extension cords.
That'd be an overreach of his power.
It's a tendon C I have.
They can’t croak.
Dad: stupid, worthless good-for-nothing cord should be ashamed of yourself
I told him, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
He's cockadoodledoing alright now
I'm a frayed knot
Was working on a high end home, just trying to hide a wire that went out to a wine cooler, and my boss accidentally pulls the cord out and says,
"Sorry fridge!"
Without skipping a beat, I reply,
"Don't worry, it's cool!"
I'm no dad, but he is, and he thought it was hilarious, and that he would tell his wife that one later.
"Don't know if it'll work but might as well take a shot. Lincoln did."
he said his back locked up
The piece a cord.
IT exec: can I borrow your power cord? Me: why? Do you need some Apple juice?
Everything was being recorded
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.
so I had to ground him.
The results speak for themselves.
