What do you get if you plug your foot into the mains
An electric sock!
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Why was the new butt plug concerned about the used butt plug?
Because it had seen some shit.
Got my wife a butt plug shaped as the Russian president
She wanted something to Putin her butt
What did the electrician say when he found out the plug was broken?
I must conduct an investigation
My friend asked me to plug his phone to the wall since it only had 20% of battery left.
So I asked him how can he lose 80% of the battery and still work with it.
My wife asked me to fix the plug on her bedside lamp.
I simply refused.
What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?
It loses its cool.
Why doesn't a coffee maker need that third prong on its electrical plug?
The beans are ground.
I tried to plug a USB into a tree
But it was all bark and no byte
Bought some ear plugs on a long drive with kids
It was a sound investment
My dad bought a plug-in electric car and a gas-guzzling muscle car on the same day...
He told me he thought that with a battery-powered car it would be a good idea to have a Charger as well.
My friends and I were talking about power plugs the other day.
It was electrifying conversation.
Bought drain plugs
They were to small, so i respond with well there goes $0.99 down the drain
So my wife's phone battery dies out quickly she plugs it in all the time
"No wonder honey, you always want to be in charge "
I was asked where in the building is the best place to plug in a hoover...
Of course I said a wall socket.
Got my coworker as she was looking to plug in her internet
Coworker comes in holding an ethernet cord and asks if we have a jack in this office.
"Nope. It's just me, Andrew, and Jet."
