Why was the new butt plug concerned about the used butt plug?
Because it had seen some shit.
Got my wife a butt plug shaped as the Russian president
She wanted something to Putin her butt
Not sure if this is a "dad joke" but my dad did it years ago and I just got it.
This was about 10 years ago. We went on a picnic and my dad was eating baby carrots. He kept cutting three rings in his carrots and my mom kept yelling at him saying it was inappropriate. I was eating baby carrots and I just realized he was making the carrot look like a butt plug and kept winking to my mom about it.
